Jack Krak, The charismatic but deeply flawed antihero, and fan favorite. Jack Krak is the motherf*cker. No one rocks harder, no one does more drugs, no one has more fun. Jack desperately wants to be team leader and he seems to have power and especially the huge overblown ego to back it up. But deep inside he’s like a scared little boy, and the slightest shift in plans can send him into cascading fits of panic. (He should be first.)

Voiced by David Faustino.

QuotesEdit

- Oh my goard, I'm so fuckin' bored!

- Yeah, but, you're just a fucking idiot, Ultra Richard. I'm Jack Krak!

- I just wanted to say....FUCK YOU!!! I'm not a shitty friend, YOU ARE! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

- My brain is bored!

- So what the shitfuck you doin'? Somethin gay?

- JUST PUNCH THE LITTLE BITCH!

- 'Cause Jack Krak...is the motherfucker!

- From now on, we can just piss 'n' shit on this guy! MEATBALLS!!!

- I don't care about that shit, you asshole!

- FLARKIN' PUT THAT SHIT IN MY GODDAMN MOOOUUTHHHH!!!!!!!!!1