Stumpy Lumpus, Stumpy Lumpus is the president of the SuperF*ckers fan club, and no one on earth is more knowledgeable about the SuperF*ckers byzantine rules than he is. He is the ultimate geeky fanboy. But what he really wants... more than anything... is for his own powers to manifest themselves so he can destroy everyone who ever teased him. Like the SuperF*ckers!